College: Cons

-credit card minimums

-stroller traffic

-the art history department

-the price of hot sauce

-provincial dialect in Victorian novels

-ambulances

-freshmen potheads acting like no one ever smoked pot before

-postcolonialists

-instant noodles

-people who think they know more about Harry Potter than I do

-people who never read Harry Potter

-couples

-vapid people in interesting clothes

-bad writing

-good writing

 

College: Pros

-bacon

-hot sauce

-sluts

-new order dance parties

-drunk twister

-self-pity